this made my entire week.

from the JE crack fic meme:

Sakurai was in Prada – obviously Satoshi van der Woodsen had let him borrow one of his outfits. Jun tried not to be too upset – Satoshi tried to be everyone’s friend, at least when he wasn’t out partying at clubs.

“Hello Waldorf,” Sakurai said, putting away his book of Ginsberg poems. Poser.

“Sakurai.”

“Didn’t think I’d get picked for the show, huh?”

Jun wanted to wipe that smarmy look off of the guy’s face, but he didn’t need blood getting stuck in the eyes of his skull ring. He had to stay focused. “Jury of our peers. Do you really think they’ll vote you best dressed? I bet your socks aren’t even matched.”

Nino arrived then, wrapping a possessive arm around Jun’s middle. “Look what the subway dragged in. Cut your wrists lately, Brooklyn?”

HAHAHA. SHO AS THE BROOKLYN BOY. JUN AS BLAIR WHY IS THIS SO FITTING. SATOSHI VAN DER WOODSEN. later on there is mention of nino's diamond-encrusted DS jafhkafs dying forever. Arashi meets Gossip Girl = SO MUCH HILARITY.

and this speaks for itself:

There was a quiet laugh as the figure approached. "Yes. Yes, we wants it. We needs to have it, yes."

Showise tightened his grip on the sword. "I said show yourself or I'll get you!"

The person stepped into the light and smiled. He'd followed them - the blasted creature had followed them all the way into Mordor! Matsujun put a hand on Showise's shoulder. "It's okay, Sho. Nigol won't harm us."

IT IS ALSO VERY APTLY TITLED FELLOWSHIP OF THE BLING. WHAT ELSE DO YOU RLY NEED TO KNOW IN ORDER TO ASCERTAIN ITS AWESOMENESS???

oh, fandom, you are so good to me <3

fjoajsf stop trying to become my favourite, ohno. god, why so much cute? it should be illegal for a twenty-nine year old to be this adorable.

it is so strange. i feel like i should be more worried about not getting work done, but i'm...not, and clearly my apathy towards math tests remains, because i'm pretty much ignoring the fact that i have one in two days XD oh well. school needs to, idk, be less annoying. it feels like i'm never going to stop whining about school, rly. why don't i ever meet the people who're weird in a good way (as opposed to just being weird)? ugh, my life.

still, i've gotten a couple of people to sit through arashi videos, so POSSIBLE WIN! tragically enough just about everyone i've met in the past month already knows about the boybands. clearly i am not the best conversationalist around XD

also, SUPERNATURAL. lkfsjlasf WHY SO MUCH WINCHESTER ANGST??? i know the apocalypse is SRSBIZ but i miss the lulz so much =( bring it back, guys.

i am so addicted to ordinary. oh, ryo. yes, i am full of fail and only just recently realised my sister had the entire color album on her laptop.

look what i found on the JE crack meme:

Who I want: JinXKoki
What I want: Jin and Koki go to Los Angeles. Koki finds his true homies in Latino gangsters and learns some sweet Spanglish. Jin tries out his English. Chaos ensues. Some tacos are eaten.

I LOLED SO HARD, OH GOD. I WANT TO MARRY THIS PERSON'S BRAIN. PLEASE LET THIS BE WRITTEN.

also, ew, champagne.

what. WHAT. i think ohno imitating the rest of arashi might be one of my new favourite things of all time. THE JUN BIT HAHAHA. WHAT. I'M NOT SURE IF THE GUY WHO COMES OUT AT THE END REALLY IS SHO, BUT WHAT THE HELL. OHNO, YOU LITTLE WEIRDO, ILU. NEVER LEAVE ME.

i did my homework today! i might actually, le gasp, have acquired a proper work ethic thanks to JC. i actually woke up today feeling anxious about not having started on anything. though, shfaosjf i really might end up flunking that logic class after all D=

well. school officially starts for me tomorrow, and this really, really bums me out, but oh well, at least i'm seeing mavis on wednesday! i know absolutely nobody so i suppose i'll just have to figure it all out somehow, but that's okay. thank goodness school isn't all that far away.

no idea how i managed to put off listening to ガラガラ Go!! when it first came out, but it is so catchy, my god. clearly big bang is doing something right.

this is why the happiness PV will always be my favourite:



even better (YES I KNOW, WHAT?) than the blatant ohmiya is the fact that sakuraibajun (HAHA NAMESQUISH FAIL) are cheering them on. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO NOT LOVE A BAND LIKE THIS?

to everyone who's already started school, i'll be able to commiserate properly come tomorrow D=

tiny!ryo pictures make me laugh so hard. HOW WAS RYO THIS MUCH SMALLER THAN YAMAPI WHEN HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A YEAR OLDER? SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME.



he was also the cutest child ever. god, even i would have kids if they were all this precious, and i can't stand children.

while i can't say i find yamapi all that interesting most of the time, ryopi is, like, a deadly combination of pretty. i mean, seriously:



...clearly NewS sells by being exceedingly pretty. IT IS A WINNING FORMULA.

i had korean food for dinner today, and it was very, very good, but also ridiculously expensive. i miss the family restaurants in korea like whoa =(

not going to lie; this is the only reason why i even started watching yukan club:



askdhkasd DYING. yokoyama makes a surprisingly good girl. THIS IS DISTURBING. AND SLIGHTLY CREEPY. i will always find him slightly creepy. it's probably because of the quiz show, and maybe because he does it so well? idek. taguchi is...taguchi, and HAHA AKANISHI. yukan club is wonderfully cracky, because what other drama has their characters going up against the spirit of a vengeful obaachan (among other things)? clearly i only like things that make no sense.

HI RYO PLEASE STOP BEING THIS PRETTY. as for ryo/shige, I SHIP IT. this is clearly because i find shige!abuse very amusing, and see it as ryo's way of showing affection. DON'T JUDGE ME.

i...should stop moving on to other JE bands every time i run of arashi to watch. clearly old johnny is raking in the dough, if the top 50 singles' ranking for 2008 was anything to go by. BOYBANDS ARE WHERE THE MONEY IS AT, OBV.

my god, masaki. being that pretty at such an age should be illegal. chibi!arashi amuses me to no end, though girl!jun just might be my favourite:



i don't know whether to giggle or mourn the fact that we will NEVER SEE SOMETHING AS AWESOME AS THIS AGAIN.

New layout! which doesn't seem to work on safari but shows up just fine on firefox. fail, safari. i'm also skipping camp this weekend because i'm cool like that, which gives me a few more blissful days of bumming around the house and doing absolutely nothing! ah, good times.

it feels like i'm not going to be able to finish maou, because it is so ~SRSBIZ~ all the time, and i like my dramas full of the lulz. yukan club looks just about ridiculous enough, though from what i've seen akanishi isn't that much of an actor. i'm tempted to keep watching gokusen just for delinquent!jun, who just makes me want to pat him on the head. oh, jun. badass, you are not. drama recs, anyone?