this made my entire week.

from the JE crack fic meme:

Sakurai was in Prada – obviously Satoshi van der Woodsen had let him borrow one of his outfits. Jun tried not to be too upset – Satoshi tried to be everyone’s friend, at least when he wasn’t out partying at clubs.

“Hello Waldorf,” Sakurai said, putting away his book of Ginsberg poems. Poser.

“Sakurai.”

“Didn’t think I’d get picked for the show, huh?”

Jun wanted to wipe that smarmy look off of the guy’s face, but he didn’t need blood getting stuck in the eyes of his skull ring. He had to stay focused. “Jury of our peers. Do you really think they’ll vote you best dressed? I bet your socks aren’t even matched.”

Nino arrived then, wrapping a possessive arm around Jun’s middle. “Look what the subway dragged in. Cut your wrists lately, Brooklyn?”

HAHAHA. SHO AS THE BROOKLYN BOY. JUN AS BLAIR WHY IS THIS SO FITTING. SATOSHI VAN DER WOODSEN. later on there is mention of nino's diamond-encrusted DS jafhkafs dying forever. Arashi meets Gossip Girl = SO MUCH HILARITY.

and this speaks for itself:

There was a quiet laugh as the figure approached. "Yes. Yes, we wants it. We needs to have it, yes."

Showise tightened his grip on the sword. "I said show yourself or I'll get you!"

The person stepped into the light and smiled. He'd followed them - the blasted creature had followed them all the way into Mordor! Matsujun put a hand on Showise's shoulder. "It's okay, Sho. Nigol won't harm us."

IT IS ALSO VERY APTLY TITLED FELLOWSHIP OF THE BLING. WHAT ELSE DO YOU RLY NEED TO KNOW IN ORDER TO ASCERTAIN ITS AWESOMENESS???

oh, fandom, you are so good to me <3

not going to lie; this is the only reason why i even started watching yukan club:



askdhkasd DYING. yokoyama makes a surprisingly good girl. THIS IS DISTURBING. AND SLIGHTLY CREEPY. i will always find him slightly creepy. it's probably because of the quiz show, and maybe because he does it so well? idek. taguchi is...taguchi, and HAHA AKANISHI. yukan club is wonderfully cracky, because what other drama has their characters going up against the spirit of a vengeful obaachan (among other things)? clearly i only like things that make no sense.

HI RYO PLEASE STOP BEING THIS PRETTY. as for ryo/shige, I SHIP IT. this is clearly because i find shige!abuse very amusing, and see it as ryo's way of showing affection. DON'T JUDGE ME.

i...should stop moving on to other JE bands every time i run of arashi to watch. clearly old johnny is raking in the dough, if the top 50 singles' ranking for 2008 was anything to go by. BOYBANDS ARE WHERE THE MONEY IS AT, OBV.