give me the shiny and no one gets hurt

out_of_words24 @ 2009-10-16T23:41:00

2009-10-16T15:47:16Z

this week's been crazy, but when has it ever not been? staying in school till ten-thirty at night = NOT FUN. i will never be good at presentations, and i'm going to be back in school tomorrow (on a saturday) for two separate project meetings. someone please shoot me.

on a happier note, i had sushi for dinner, and spent a good five hours just lying around watching videos. it was glorious. EVERY SINGLE DAY SHOULD BE LIKE THIS. it might very well be, in december, when the semester ends. we have made plans =DDDDD

FIVE MORE WEEKS.

as we die, both you and i

2009-10-10T09:58:38Z

i'm bored, and restless. it's a saturday evening and i've done nothing all day, despite the fact that i have midterms next week, and a million other different things to do. procrastination will be the death of me yet D=

on an unrelated note, is it just me, or is toma channeling a whole new level of pretty these days? it's the hair, i think. he should just stick with this hairstyle kthnx.

i...am so unused to having people be this nice to me. i do not deserve to have people be nice to me. true fact.

SIX (seven?) MORE WEEKS TO THE END OF THE SEMESTER.

out_of_words24 @ 2009-09-16T10:33:00

2009-09-16T02:42:54Z

this made my entire week.

from the JE crack fic meme:

Sakurai was in Prada – obviously Satoshi van der Woodsen had let him borrow one of his outfits. Jun tried not to be too upset – Satoshi tried to be everyone’s friend, at least when he wasn’t out partying at clubs.

“Hello Waldorf,” Sakurai said, putting away his book of Ginsberg poems. Poser.

“Sakurai.”

“Didn’t think I’d get picked for the show, huh?”

Jun wanted to wipe that smarmy look off of the guy’s face, but he didn’t need blood getting stuck in the eyes of his skull ring. He had to stay focused. “Jury of our peers. Do you really think they’ll vote you best dressed? I bet your socks aren’t even matched.”

Nino arrived then, wrapping a possessive arm around Jun’s middle. “Look what the subway dragged in. Cut your wrists lately, Brooklyn?”

HAHAHA. SHO AS THE BROOKLYN BOY. JUN AS BLAIR WHY IS THIS SO FITTING. SATOSHI VAN DER WOODSEN. later on there is mention of nino's diamond-encrusted DS jafhkafs dying forever. Arashi meets Gossip Girl = SO MUCH HILARITY.

and this speaks for itself:

There was a quiet laugh as the figure approached. "Yes. Yes, we wants it. We needs to have it, yes."

Showise tightened his grip on the sword. "I said show yourself or I'll get you!"

The person stepped into the light and smiled. He'd followed them - the blasted creature had followed them all the way into Mordor! Matsujun put a hand on Showise's shoulder. "It's okay, Sho. Nigol won't harm us."

IT IS ALSO VERY APTLY TITLED FELLOWSHIP OF THE BLING. WHAT ELSE DO YOU RLY NEED TO KNOW IN ORDER TO ASCERTAIN ITS AWESOMENESS???

oh, fandom, you are so good to me <3

"if i weren't doing this i'd be unemployed"

2009-09-15T01:36:01Z

fjoajsf stop trying to become my favourite, ohno. god, why so much cute? it should be illegal for a twenty-nine year old to be this adorable.

it is so strange. i feel like i should be more worried about not getting work done, but i'm...not, and clearly my apathy towards math tests remains, because i'm pretty much ignoring the fact that i have one in two days XD oh well. school needs to, idk, be less annoying. it feels like i'm never going to stop whining about school, rly. why don't i ever meet the people who're weird in a good way (as opposed to just being weird)? ugh, my life.

still, i've gotten a couple of people to sit through arashi videos, so POSSIBLE WIN! tragically enough just about everyone i've met in the past month already knows about the boybands. clearly i am not the best conversationalist around XD

also, SUPERNATURAL. lkfsjlasf WHY SO MUCH WINCHESTER ANGST??? i know the apocalypse is SRSBIZ but i miss the lulz so much =( bring it back, guys.

because clearly KAT-TUN is this badass

2009-09-12T07:45:55Z

i am so addicted to ordinary. oh, ryo. yes, i am full of fail and only just recently realised my sister had the entire color album on her laptop.

look what i found on the JE crack meme:

Who I want: JinXKoki
What I want: Jin and Koki go to Los Angeles. Koki finds his true homies in Latino gangsters and learns some sweet Spanglish. Jin tries out his English. Chaos ensues. Some tacos are eaten.

I LOLED SO HARD, OH GOD. I WANT TO MARRY THIS PERSON'S BRAIN. PLEASE LET THIS BE WRITTEN.

also, ew, champagne.

in which i look as dead as i feel

2009-09-10T15:41:36Z

kshfsafh i am so tired and it's only going to get worse towards the end of the semester. IS IT MY FAULT I NEED MORE SLEEP THAN MOST PEOPLE??? DDDDD=

TGIF tomorrow. srsly.

out_of_words24 @ 2009-09-08T21:36:00

2009-09-08T13:38:09Z

WHAT THE FUCK, KOREA.

hkfhalfjl they need to bring jaebum back the minute this shit blows over because the guy is good and really does not deserve this sort of treatment.

i, just, i don't even know right now. i'm so appalled and just honestly upset and god, this is ridiculous.

we're criminals for stealing your heart

2009-09-06T09:47:08Z

i will never stop whining about school because it is awful and i keep meeting all the weird ones. WHY, LIFE.

on a much happier note, though:

even cuter than ohno in that first clip is toma taking one look at leader at dissolving into giggles. oh, toma, why so adorable? then again, ohmiya tends to have that effect on people. they fill me with so much glee <3

not really feeling f(x)'s debut song, but i'm pretty impressed with the girl who looks extraordinarily like a pretty boy lol. who wants to bet she gets the most fangirls? XD

it's only been three weeks and i pretty much can't stand it already. how am i supposed to survive three years of this? D=

out_of_words24 @ 2009-09-01T23:22:00

2009-09-01T15:24:03Z

WTF, SCHOOL.

srsly, though, it feels like i'm only in school because it's not like i have anything better to do anyway. ahfhlafj;ak FAIL.

BEST DISCOVERY OF THE WEEK

2009-08-24T09:33:54Z

what. WHAT. i think ohno imitating the rest of arashi might be one of my new favourite things of all time. THE JUN BIT HAHAHA. WHAT. I'M NOT SURE IF THE GUY WHO COMES OUT AT THE END REALLY IS SHO, BUT WHAT THE HELL. OHNO, YOU LITTLE WEIRDO, ILU. NEVER LEAVE ME.

i did my homework today! i might actually, le gasp, have acquired a proper work ethic thanks to JC. i actually woke up today feeling anxious about not having started on anything. though, shfaosjf i really might end up flunking that logic class after all D=

say b-i-g to the bang

2009-08-17T07:53:19Z

well. school officially starts for me tomorrow, and this really, really bums me out, but oh well, at least i'm seeing mavis on wednesday! i know absolutely nobody so i suppose i'll just have to figure it all out somehow, but that's okay. thank goodness school isn't all that far away.

no idea how i managed to put off listening to ガラガラ Go!! when it first came out, but it is so catchy, my god. clearly big bang is doing something right.

this is why the happiness PV will always be my favourite:

even better (YES I KNOW, WHAT?) than the blatant ohmiya is the fact that sakuraibajun (HAHA NAMESQUISH FAIL) are cheering them on. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO NOT LOVE A BAND LIKE THIS?

to everyone who's already started school, i'll be able to commiserate properly come tomorrow D=

would have talked about nice na kokoroiki, only ryo-chan distracted me

2009-08-15T19:43:52Z

tiny!ryo pictures make me laugh so hard. HOW WAS RYO THIS MUCH SMALLER THAN YAMAPI WHEN HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A YEAR OLDER? SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME.

he was also the cutest child ever. god, even i would have kids if they were all this precious, and i can't stand children.

while i can't say i find yamapi all that interesting most of the time, ryopi is, like, a deadly combination of pretty. i mean, seriously:

...clearly NewS sells by being exceedingly pretty. IT IS A WINNING FORMULA.

i had korean food for dinner today, and it was very, very good, but also ridiculously expensive. i miss the family restaurants in korea like whoa =(

sho bias? what sho bias?

2009-07-31T09:20:47Z

nothing much to say, except, RYUSEI NO KIZUNA. I KNOW, I CAVED, OKAY? and apparently later on in the series it is going to get all intense and srsbiz but right now there is an amazing amount of the lulz and i can live with that. i...might be giving up on maou after all. ilu, ohno, and naruse is hot but, but, the angst. plus i've already been spoiled for the ending, though, really, HOW IS IT SURPRISING IN THE LEAST. it is adapted from a korean drama, after all, and clearly everyone dying is, like, idk, an indispensable plot device or something. RnK, though, is adorable. toda erika is adorable, and so is ryo, and nino alternates between being scheming and looking like a kicked puppy. clearly this role was made for him.

i have another two weeks before school starts~ =DDDDDDDD and i'm going out with my sister for japanese curry later. why are all the best curry places so far away? also, i must have at least fifty pictures worth of food i've eaten. i swear it's the only thing i bother taking pictures of. maybe i'll post them up someday.

unrelated, but here:

oimee: i'd kiss a picture of myself too, if i looked that good in it

XDDD

HAHAHA. OH, JPOP

2009-07-26T16:38:05Z

not going to lie; this is the only reason why i even started watching yukan club:

askdhkasd DYING. yokoyama makes a surprisingly good girl. THIS IS DISTURBING. AND SLIGHTLY CREEPY. i will always find him slightly creepy. it's probably because of the quiz show, and maybe because he does it so well? idek. taguchi is...taguchi, and HAHA AKANISHI. yukan club is wonderfully cracky, because what other drama has their characters going up against the spirit of a vengeful obaachan (among other things)? clearly i only like things that make no sense.

HI RYO PLEASE STOP BEING THIS PRETTY. as for ryo/shige, I SHIP IT. this is clearly because i find shige!abuse very amusing, and see it as ryo's way of showing affection. DON'T JUDGE ME.

i...should stop moving on to other JE bands every time i run of arashi to watch. clearly old johnny is raking in the dough, if the top 50 singles' ranking for 2008 was anything to go by. BOYBANDS ARE WHERE THE MONEY IS AT, OBV.

out_of_words24 @ 2009-07-26T02:14:00

2009-07-25T18:18:26Z

i am slightly ashamed, because two years in kpop and i never once discovered that ft island is this good?

i, just, what? i always just thought of hongki as that-slightly-annoying-boy-that-everyone-thinks-looks-like-kangin but seriously. what a nice voice. i downloaded some of their music and now i can't stop listening because everything is pretty much good.

WELL PLAYED, KPOP. WELL PLAYED.

(also, Wild Bunny, 2PM? really? XD)

but clearly this is pedobait

2009-07-23T09:45:46Z

my god, masaki. being that pretty at such an age should be illegal. chibi!arashi amuses me to no end, though girl!jun just might be my favourite:

i don't know whether to giggle or mourn the fact that we will NEVER SEE SOMETHING AS AWESOME AS THIS AGAIN.

New layout! which doesn't seem to work on safari but shows up just fine on firefox. fail, safari. i'm also skipping camp this weekend because i'm cool like that, which gives me a few more blissful days of bumming around the house and doing absolutely nothing! ah, good times.

it feels like i'm not going to be able to finish maou, because it is so ~SRSBIZ~ all the time, and i like my dramas full of the lulz. yukan club looks just about ridiculous enough, though from what i've seen akanishi isn't that much of an actor. i'm tempted to keep watching gokusen just for delinquent!jun, who just makes me want to pat him on the head. oh, jun. badass, you are not. drama recs, anyone?

out_of_words24 @ 2009-07-21T22:47:00

2009-07-21T14:59:56Z

well. HBP was an epic letdown. too many things happened in the book, i suppose, that they couldn't really fit into the movie, but crucial bits should never be left out. there is also no excuse for daniel radcliffe's terrible acting, okay? none. ohno could pwn that boy anyday with his creepy maou stare. srsly, guys.

my shige bias has just about reached epic proportions, thanks to the SCP episode he was on. SHIGE CALLING HIMSELF AN "ELITE" IN HIS JUNIOR DAYS. SHIGE AND THE KATO KINGDOM HAHAHA. oh, shige, you are so special XD even taichi was pretty amused. oh, shige, i forgive you now for not being able to sing.

i watched yamapi's SCP appearance too and...i still don't see it D= he isn't all that interesting when he's on his own, is he? idk.

orientation camp this week! do i go? D=

out_of_words24 @ 2009-07-15T04:29:00

2009-07-14T21:39:21Z

I NEED A NEW LAYOUT. and i also got my DS, which is metallic pink and beautiful. also, yes, pokemon is very fun. shut up, zy.

AND THAT IS ALL FOR RL. ON TO THE FLAIL.

while sakurai sho is made of utter, utter fail, he is also alajfslk hot:

POP IDOL/NEWSCASTER/~KEIO GRAD~ or PORN STAR? YOU BE THE JUDGE.

the rest of arashi, please keep your shirts on k thnx.

but, see, sho wins by failing. a lot. though i'm not sure which this falls under:

YES THAT IS MINI!SHO IN A DRESS. NO, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. YES, THEY ARE PROBABLY NOT LEGAL IN THAT PICTURE. JE IS A TWISTED, TWISTED PLACE.

he clearly hasn't outgrown the dress-wearing:

"I'm pretty cute, huh?" is what he actually says while in that. oh, sho XD

so, rly, this is just more proof why everyone should get into arashi:

NINJA!ARASHI! HAHAHA OHNO, YOU WEIRD LITTLE MAN. leader is so special

arashi is also all about the member-ai onstage,

backstage,

...and, well, okay, pretty much everywhere else.

i'm going to end this minor flail!post with more hot!sho, because i really like sho in long-sleeved shirts:

YES THAT IS ALL. more spam when i find more pictures!

out_of_words24 @ 2009-07-03T23:19:00

2009-07-03T15:32:26Z

The Quiz Show is strangely compelling. it's fun watching kamiyama being all weird and deranged, though the real creeper in that show has to be honma. still, no kamiyama/honma fic???? this bums me out. while yokoyama looks a lot better without that awful blonde buzzcut i saw him with on some old Heyx3 clip he still kind of reminds me of a thug XD sheryl, who is an arashi fangirl, was spamming me with links yesterday and i am so fond of Yamada Taro Monogatari because it has nino acting all sweet and earnest, and, just, ADORABLE!NINO??? idek anymore. while the girl annoys me immensely, i skip over those bits, so it's okay. it's just, i mean, ARASHI WITH LITTLE KIDS. how is that so cute? i adore the childminder bits from himitsu, even if they do fail at it quite a bit.

ZY MADE ME WALK FOR SO LONG IN MY HEELS TODAY THAT I NEARLY GOT BLISTERS. THAT IS ALL.

AIBA-CHAN IS CUTER THAN YOU

2009-07-01T21:10:00Z

i spam because i love:

SAKURAIBA IS CUTE. but then again so is aiba/EVERYONE ELSE IN ARASHI because aiba wins at life. mostly by failing. a lot. it is so hard to play favourites in arashi as well but it just so happens that VERY VERY DANGER is now my new favourite engrish phrase. oh, aiba <3 I LOVE THAT FANDOM CAME UP WITH AIBAKALAND. BECAUSE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.

i know that ohmiya is flaming and rampant but, idk. i feel about them the same way i feel about jaeho. i like them, but they just don't pique my interest much. then again, it should always be arashi/arashi because the member-ai is epic. also, the debut pv makes me giggle a lot because they all looked about twelve and squishy. i am so glad matsumoto grew up well. same goes for tegoshi from NEWS, because fifteen year old tegoshi looked about ten, for srs.

as you may already have noticed, i am TOTALLY SOLD ON THIS. oh god, the crack XD and NEWS, NEWS. i like them so much better as a six member band. now i know why five seems to be the ~magic number~ when it comes to bands. any more than six or seven is just...overkill.

out_of_words24 @ 2009-06-27T00:10:00

2009-06-26T16:18:03Z

nothing much happening, rly, except that i have now discovered the crack that is arashi, and it is awesome. it's a nice distraction, now that nothing is really happening in kpop. WHERE ARE ALL THE BOYBANDS, SRSLY? ...okay, stupid question, they're all in japan. anyway, i have years worth of arashi doing stupid things on variety shows to catch up on, and it is all pretty amazing. ALL PVs SHOULD BE LIKE THE HAPPINESS PV K THNX.

it was nice catching up with everyone at g's farewell bbq (HAVE FUN IN NZ, BB!) but zy should STOP SPREADING VICIOUS LIES ABOUT ME. srsly, i'm considering rat poison for the next batch of cookies i make him.

out_of_words24 @ 2009-06-22T18:11:00

2009-06-22T10:30:08Z

in which i finally succumb:

i feel a bit dirty just thinking this is made of win, because they both look about fourteen there, but WHY HAS NO ONE EVER TOLD ME JPOP CONTAINED WIN LIKE THIS? while i still can't seem to take NewS very seriously at all, i suppose Tegomass makes up for the group's general fail. i had no idea tegoshi could sing like that until i heard him solo on Heyx3, because, seriously, craptastic distribution of parts, much? they should just do what SS501 does and let the good ones sing - i love this song, and i'm actually pleasantly surprised by how decent hyungjoon sounds. much as i adore leader, it makes me lol to think that he was going to be a rock singer, because he...clearly does not have the vocal chops to pull that off. speaking of which, though, WHY DOES YAMAPI REMIND ME VAGUELY OF KIM HYUN JOONG? someone please tell me i'm not the only one who sees this.

also, clearly it makes no sense that tegoshi is not only one of the best singers in NewS but also the sparkly cute one. and sort of smart; apparently he goes to waseda, or something. TRIPLE THREAT, MUCH? ...though he really is much too pretty for anyone to take him very seriously. there is also SO MUCH good NewS fic out there that it looks like i'm about to be sucked into this fandom completely and i, i just D=

someone tell me SS501 is going to release something in korea. or that 2PM is going to get another show. PLEASE, KPOP -cries bitter tears- JE LETS TWELVE YEAR OLDS DEBUT, OKAY? I MEAN, SRSLY.

out_of_words24 @ 2009-06-19T20:52:00

2009-06-19T12:55:26Z

i just got new painkillers from my GP and they are so badass i can't really feel my hands and feet. oh, alright, i can feel them, they're just oddly numb and tingly. like, woah. way stronger than synflex, that's for sure.

we're supposed to meet at vivo at 11 tomorrow morning, which means i have to get up at...9? this is so ridiculous. i have half a mind to just not go D=

out_of_words24 @ 2009-06-14T22:00:00

2009-06-14T14:20:04Z

drag me to hell was utter tripe, and it is ALL ZY'S FAULT for making us watch it. the highlight of the entire movie was probably when the ghost shoved her arm (yes, her arm) down the blonde chick's throat before the girl dropped an anvil on the old bitch, which caused wilson and about half the theatre to start laughing. srsly. we should just stick with japanese horror flicks from now on.

zy is also annoyingly scrawny and overly prone to rubbing it in my face. this is getting very aggravating. LET'S SEE WHO GETS A BMI OF SIXTEEN FIRST, BIATCH!!!11!

also, how i met your mother is hilarious. i am, sadly enough, on the last season, and shan is going to china for a week, which means i can only borrow stephen colbert's book off her when she gets back D= what am i supposed to do once i'm done with HIMYM?

and, since i'm this bored:

The problem with LiveJournal is that we think we're close, but really, we know nothing about each other.

So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me, something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about, or something you've always been curious about but have never asked, or something completely silly that you'd like me to answer for kicks. No limits on the range of questions, either: ask me anything you want to know about, whether it's a fannish opinion or a question about a fic of mine or trivia about my real life or my thoughts on events in the offline world.

Ask away.

i...think i should just do more memes, or something XD

out_of_words24 @ 2009-06-09T20:41:00

2009-06-09T12:45:46Z

so, you see, the kangin/heechul prompt from the 100 suju fics list? NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN. but it also needs to be awesome, because of the awesomeness of the prompt, and since i can't think of anything even remotely awesome yet...

however! i now have all the things i need, so tomorrow i will attempt to bake macarons. let's...hope they turn out edible XD