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Well, I saw this somewhere, so:

DBSK Fic Challenge

Complete ten fictions, using each of the ten DBSK pairings.

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Soooo. I'm going to need help with prompts, so if there's anything you'd like to see, you can leave a comment here with a prompt or idea and claim the pairing, and yes, pretty much. I'll probably be updating with links here once they're done, etc <3

EDIT: ALSO, THIS:

Super Junior Fic Challenge

100 Suju Fics

HAHAHA yeah, I know, whut.

The Quiz Show is strangely compelling. it's fun watching kamiyama being all weird and deranged, though the real creeper in that show has to be honma. still, no kamiyama/honma fic???? this bums me out. while yokoyama looks a lot better without that awful blonde buzzcut i saw him with on some old Heyx3 clip he still kind of reminds me of a thug XD sheryl, who is an arashi fangirl, was spamming me with links yesterday and i am so fond of Yamada Taro Monogatari because it has nino acting all sweet and earnest, and, just, ADORABLE!NINO??? idek anymore. while the girl annoys me immensely, i skip over those bits, so it's okay. it's just, i mean, ARASHI WITH LITTLE KIDS. how is that so cute? i adore the childminder bits from himitsu, even if they do fail at it quite a bit.

ZY MADE ME WALK FOR SO LONG IN MY HEELS TODAY THAT I NEARLY GOT BLISTERS. THAT IS ALL.

i spam because i love:



SAKURAIBA IS CUTE. but then again so is aiba/EVERYONE ELSE IN ARASHI because aiba wins at life. mostly by failing. a lot. it is so hard to play favourites in arashi as well but it just so happens that VERY VERY DANGER is now my new favourite engrish phrase. oh, aiba <3 I LOVE THAT FANDOM CAME UP WITH AIBAKALAND. BECAUSE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.

i know that ohmiya is flaming and rampant but, idk. i feel about them the same way i feel about jaeho. i like them, but they just don't pique my interest much. then again, it should always be arashi/arashi because the member-ai is epic. also, the debut pv makes me giggle a lot because they all looked about twelve and squishy. i am so glad matsumoto grew up well. same goes for tegoshi from NEWS, because fifteen year old tegoshi looked about ten, for srs.

as you may already have noticed, i am TOTALLY SOLD ON THIS. oh god, the crack XD and NEWS, NEWS. i like them so much better as a six member band. now i know why five seems to be the ~magic number~ when it comes to bands. any more than six or seven is just...overkill.

nothing much happening, rly, except that i have now discovered the crack that is arashi, and it is awesome. it's a nice distraction, now that nothing is really happening in kpop. WHERE ARE ALL THE BOYBANDS, SRSLY? ...okay, stupid question, they're all in japan. anyway, i have years worth of arashi doing stupid things on variety shows to catch up on, and it is all pretty amazing. ALL PVs SHOULD BE LIKE THE HAPPINESS PV K THNX.

it was nice catching up with everyone at g's farewell bbq (HAVE FUN IN NZ, BB!) but zy should STOP SPREADING VICIOUS LIES ABOUT ME. srsly, i'm considering rat poison for the next batch of cookies i make him.

in which i finally succumb:



i feel a bit dirty just thinking this is made of win, because they both look about fourteen there, but WHY HAS NO ONE EVER TOLD ME JPOP CONTAINED WIN LIKE THIS? while i still can't seem to take NewS very seriously at all, i suppose Tegomass makes up for the group's general fail. i had no idea tegoshi could sing like that until i heard him solo on Heyx3, because, seriously, craptastic distribution of parts, much? they should just do what SS501 does and let the good ones sing - i love this song, and i'm actually pleasantly surprised by how decent hyungjoon sounds. much as i adore leader, it makes me lol to think that he was going to be a rock singer, because he...clearly does not have the vocal chops to pull that off. speaking of which, though, WHY DOES YAMAPI REMIND ME VAGUELY OF KIM HYUN JOONG? someone please tell me i'm not the only one who sees this.

also, clearly it makes no sense that tegoshi is not only one of the best singers in NewS but also the sparkly cute one. and sort of smart; apparently he goes to waseda, or something. TRIPLE THREAT, MUCH? ...though he really is much too pretty for anyone to take him very seriously. there is also SO MUCH good NewS fic out there that it looks like i'm about to be sucked into this fandom completely and i, i just D=

someone tell me SS501 is going to release something in korea. or that 2PM is going to get another show. PLEASE, KPOP -cries bitter tears- JE LETS TWELVE YEAR OLDS DEBUT, OKAY? I MEAN, SRSLY.

i just got new painkillers from my GP and they are so badass i can't really feel my hands and feet. oh, alright, i can feel them, they're just oddly numb and tingly. like, woah. way stronger than synflex, that's for sure.

we're supposed to meet at vivo at 11 tomorrow morning, which means i have to get up at...9? this is so ridiculous. i have half a mind to just not go D=

drag me to hell was utter tripe, and it is ALL ZY'S FAULT for making us watch it. the highlight of the entire movie was probably when the ghost shoved her arm (yes, her arm) down the blonde chick's throat before the girl dropped an anvil on the old bitch, which caused wilson and about half the theatre to start laughing. srsly. we should just stick with japanese horror flicks from now on.

zy is also annoyingly scrawny and overly prone to rubbing it in my face. this is getting very aggravating. LET'S SEE WHO GETS A BMI OF SIXTEEN FIRST, BIATCH!!!11!

also, how i met your mother is hilarious. i am, sadly enough, on the last season, and shan is going to china for a week, which means i can only borrow stephen colbert's book off her when she gets back D= what am i supposed to do once i'm done with HIMYM?

and, since i'm this bored:

The problem with LiveJournal is that we think we're close, but really, we know nothing about each other.

So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me, something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about, or something you've always been curious about but have never asked, or something completely silly that you'd like me to answer for kicks. No limits on the range of questions, either: ask me anything you want to know about, whether it's a fannish opinion or a question about a fic of mine or trivia about my real life or my thoughts on events in the offline world.

Ask away.

i...think i should just do more memes, or something XD

so, you see, the kangin/heechul prompt from the 100 suju fics list? NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN. but it also needs to be awesome, because of the awesomeness of the prompt, and since i can't think of anything even remotely awesome yet...

however! i now have all the things i need, so tomorrow i will attempt to bake macarons. let's...hope they turn out edible XD

because i am bored, and trying to learn korean is making my head spin. stolen from meiface

Post your top fifteen bands/artists, the first song you heard of theirs, the song that made you fall in love, and your current favourite.

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I SHOULD WRITE FIC. there should be a huge dbsk/suju prompts list, the same way there's one at the SS501 writing comm. i wish i knew enough about them to write more WG fics. WHY ISN'T THERE ANYTHING LEFT ON YT TO WATCH.

zy and wilson came over for a mahjong session yesterday and we played until five in the morning (!!!) i should stop sleeping at ridiculous hours of the morning now that i no longer have to work the night shift. poor wilson was nodding off by about four, because them army boys are used to sleeping early and waking up at, well, five XD i...lost miserably =( clearly i am very, very rusty and more overnight mahjong sessions are in order.

i...am so bored i'm actually tempted to jump right back into writing lots and lots of fail!fic. i wish i had the money to go on another holiday =(

the only thing i want to write is more fail!SS501 fic, and only because those boys don't get written enough. sigh. i...think i'll just go read more HP fic, even if i can't stand most pairings. the good thing about HP fandom, though, is that it's so huge that there's tons of good fic out there.

ARGH i am so annoyed right now. i should stop trying to do things that i clearly fail at. it could be the hunger speaking, though. being hungry does tend to make me a lot crankier than usual D=

maybe i should have joined the fic remix thing after all, it does seem like fun D= still, i'm a bit wary of messing up someone else's piece, so...eh.

i just can't get into shinhwa's music. a lot of the songs are just...bad -HIDES FROM THE FANS-

i'm going to try baking tomorrow! ...if i wake up early enough, anyway XD wow, i haven't baked in a long time.

because i am in a lsajflkafshl mood today, i've decided to cheer myself up by spamming all your flists with lulz-worthy gifs:

also because i will never get bored of watching the magnae get mauled by the other members:



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WHY SO CUTE, HYUNGJOON. there is no point to this, except that the magnae is ridiculously adorable, and everyone should watch TYFWWUU with SS501. like, right now.

i...actually really like Stand By U. way to go, dbsk. finally. A++.

BECAUSE ALL THE COOL BOYBANDS ARE DOING IT:



to the boys who're in pants: FAIL. if you're going to dress up as girls you might as well do it properly. is anyone else as amazed as i am at what a pretty girl youngsaeng makes? hello WHEN IS DBSK GOING TO DO THIS? jaejoong in the banjun drama doesn't count, because that was...actually sort of creepy XD fine, fine, CREEPY GIGGLING IS CREEPY, kyujong...looks nothing like a girl, and leader kind of FAILS SPECTACULARLY, but let's face it, jungmin being this flamingly awesome makes up for all that.

now that i'm this free, i feel like i should get back into it again, so, here goes:

THE ANONYMOUS WRITING FEEDBACK MEME

this is to prevent me from posting up more fail!fic, so please, don't hold back, guys. concrit would be really helpful to me right now. besides, you can go anon, so...XD

...i have (once again) succumbed to the madness that is ridiculously repetitive technopop. i, i downloaded Gee D= while i still can't stand SNSD, Gee just kind of...sticks in your head. and to think i managed not to listen to it for so long D= sigh.



anddd i'm pretty sure that almost everyone on the flist has seen this, but, HAHAHA HEECHUL. he is so special. also priceless: eunhyuk dancing to sorry sorry in his mini cheongsam. i keep forgetting just how full of the lulz suju is.

...i have nothing to watch now that i'm done with BOF and The Big Bang Theory. HOW IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME D=



also, WHAT IS THIS. i'm guessing old album photoshoot, but, aljlaljsdlk. still, ahaha, the slippers. such fail.

okay. i am officially bummed out that nobody writes SS501 fic. WHERE AM I GOING TO GET MY DOUBLE S FIX, I ASK YOU.

especially double HJ, of course. because they are full of the cute. observe:



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IF YOU LOVE ME YOU WILL WRITE ME DOUBLE HJ. THAT IS ALL.

...today i realised who it was that hyung joon reminds me of.

observe:



SS501's hyung joon

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farenheit's wu zun

AM I JUST CRAZY, OR DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE IT? HOW CREEPY IS THIS.

whatever it is, i don't think i can ever look at hyung joon the same way again. DAMN YOU, FARENHEIT. i maintain that hyung joon looks better in motion. i mean, srsly, have you seen the boy in deja vu? wu zun, in contrast, just kind of...annoys the hell out of me. as does the travesty that is farenheit.

on a happier note, i switched phones today! no more lousy battery life! i got the most gorgeous touch screen, and it's ridiculously difficult to type, but it actually has a decent camera. which means i don't actually need a camera when we go to thailand in july, ahaha. we are going, y/y? must confirm soon, guys!